I Made Dis.

ankyans:

Eugene gets me

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morthils:

frogandtoadaregays:

frogandtoadaregays:

i hate when memes become outdated and i have to deprogram myself from referencing them anymore. whenever my mouth says “this is so sad” my brain immediately follows it up with “alexa play despacito” but i’m not ALLOWED to say that anymore

how DARE u make this post uplifting and cute

If my parents can use slang from the 80s without even feeling self-conscious then I can use a meme that’s a little stale

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despazito:

despazito:

don’t try to tell me chickens don’t have unique personalities because i just spent 10 minutes trying to get scout inside until i told my mom and she said scout only goes in through the other door and immediately did once i opened it

a feind

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autumngracy:

working-class-worm:

WHAT a goddamn mood

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lunaaltare:

idk how ppl just be drinking juice and soda all day and not even glance at a cup of water…………….like u don’t feel that? ur body shutting down?

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dominominomino:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

raiona:

raiona:

Dissolve milk powder with more milk to create Ultra Milk

Dissolve instant coffee with more coffee to create Ultra Coffee

Put Ultra Milk in your Ultra Coffee.

Pokemon Ultramilk/Ultracoffee

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thathighguy:

conjunxs:

you know whats great about little kids? its so easy to make their day. they ask me what my dogs name is and i say pikachu and they go

Fuck, im a grown up and this made me do that

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cishetsbeingcishet:

konigstigerr:

manic-gothic-octopi:

surfcommiesmustdie:

cishetsbeingcishet:

KEEP GOING

yes, swallow that sweet sanitized mainstream content major corporations can safely put their ads on instead of supporting independent content creators

Awfully fast for 1mil. I wonder how many are bots because this really does seem suspect.

jack black being puppeteered by a reptilian: how do you do fellow children?

y'all: yasssss queen.

ARE YALL LIKE??????????? OKAY???????????????? DO YOU NEED HELP IS THIS A CRY FOR HELP

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